Random Thoughts for you to Ponder!
#1 White Rabbits
#2 If everyone is unique than no one is unique
#3 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
#4 Why don't we ever see this headline: Psychic Wins Lottery ?
#5Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
#6 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
#7 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
#8 Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
#9 Why do they call the airport ' the terminal' if flying is so safe?
#10 If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'
#11 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
#12 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
#13 If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
#14 Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
#15 Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
#16 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Next Time -- Crazy Laws :D
FelicityRibbit <3
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