Saturday, 28 November 2009

Random Thoughts and Ramblings for You to Ponder

 Random Thoughts for you to Ponder!

#1 White Rabbits


#2 If everyone is unique than no one is unique 


#3 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 


#4 Why don't we ever see this headline: Psychic Wins Lottery ?

#5Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?


#6 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


#7 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


#8 Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


#9 Why do they call the airport ' the terminal' if flying is so safe?


#10 If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'


#11 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


#12 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?


#13 If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


#14 Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?


#15 Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe           them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?


#16 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?


Next Time -- Crazy Laws :D
FelicityRibbit <3


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