Did you know? :)

A third of Americans flush the toilet when they're sitting on it.

Everyone has a unique tongue print.

An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

A sneeze comes out of your mouth at 600mph.

A Saubian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he wears no pants.

Bubble gum contains rubber and whale fat.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

Most cows give more milk when listening to music.

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

The world population of chickens is about the same as people.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.




Yeah, I know there isn't many, I couldn't be bothered okay D:

TICK TOCK.

Different-shades-of-blue-and-nothing-else-on-the-font-ftw:O
9 days :3
or 8.
I'm actually not sure. xd
Yesterday was awesome. <3
Yes Fliss, we're lucky we didn't get chucked out :P!
Joking.
It was funny:).
GUINEA PIGS!
I have too much homework D:
Sucks.
And George;
you haven't got any friends yeah?
Laters. ;)
xxxxx

Twilight New Moon and Icecream down my top!

I think today was one of the best days this year ♥ Me,Rebeccaa Burslam and Emily Coote making a twilight spoof loll. Funny...ppfft and then watching twilight, that was funny as. I don't think everyone else in the cinema wanted to know that icecream had gone down my top though or wanted to hear the the running commentary! 

Thank you for driving carefully through this village.

Thank you for driving carefully through the village.

Felicity Ribbit

Make sure they get your name Joke

Ian arrived at a very popular restaurant and he was dismayed to find it very crowded. Approaching the hostess, Ian asked, 'Will it be long?'

The hostess, seemingly ignoring Ian continued writing in her reservations book.

Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, Ian decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'

Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, 'Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.'

A short time later, Ian heard an announcement over the intercom system, 'Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready.'

Bit Random - Careers may end in this way - Lol Rating 6/10

• Lawyers are disbarred.
• Vicars are defrocked.
• Electricians are delighted.
• Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
• Drunks are distilled.
• Alpine climbers are dismounted.
• Piano tuners are unstrung.
• Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
• Artists' models are deposed.
• Cooks are deranged.
• Dressmakers are unbiased.
• Nudists are redressed.
• Office clerks are defiled.
• Mediums are dispirited.
• Programmers are decoded.
• Accountants are discredited.
• Holy people are disgraced.
• Pastry chefs are deserted.
• Perfume makers are dissented
• Butterfly collectors are debugged.
• Students are degraded.
• Electricians are refused.
• Bodybuilders are rebuffed
• Underwear models are debriefed
• Painters are discoloured
• Spinsters are dismissed
• Judges are disappointed.
• Vegas dealers are discarded
• Mathematicians are discounted
• Tree surgeons disembark

Crazy Laws Still Standing!

             Crazy Laws By Felicity Ribbit

• It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
• It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down
• It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
• Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned in Britain <-- I'm in trouble :O
• The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen
• If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and needs the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter
• In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
• It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
• It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour
• In Trinity College students can demand a glass of wine at any time during an exam, provided they are wearing their sword
• It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
• In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day <--- Really I think thats false but it sounded funny so I typed it up!
• In England it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises [pubs, clubs and bars, restaurants] <--- It is you get arrested for being drunk and disorderly :O
• In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague
• It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses
• In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed
• In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk
• In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon
• Also in France it is illegal to kiss on railways in France
• Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London
• In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
• In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow
• In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
• In Massachusetts Christmas was outlawed in 1659
• In New Hampshire it is against the law to tap your feet, nod your head or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant or cafe
• In Oklahoma criminals can be fined, arrested or jailed for making faces at a dog (Barking Mad)
• In Germany it is illegal to wear a mask
• It is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland, without a sword
• In Antwerp, Belgium, it is illegal to wear a red hat and walk down the main street
• In Israel picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden
• In Singapore failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in a very large fine
• In Australia it is illegal to dress up as batman

Random Thoughts and Ramblings for You to Ponder

 Random Thoughts for you to Ponder!

#1 White Rabbits

#2 If everyone is unique than no one is unique 

#3 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 

#4 Why don't we ever see this headline: Psychic Wins Lottery ?

#5Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

#6 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

#7 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

#8 Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

#9 Why do they call the airport ' the terminal' if flying is so safe?

#10 If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'

#11 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

#12 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

#13 If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

#14 Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

#15 Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe           them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

#16 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Next Time -- Crazy Laws :D

FelicityRibbit <3

very very very very very long blog.

MORNING. :)
HORRAYY,
WEEKENDNESS <33.
Tomorrow I'm going to see New Moon
with Rebecca. :D Woop!
Btw FLISS YOU NEED TO COME! D:
New Moon is like,
UBERLYAWESOMENESSOFCOOLFABTASTICRADICALYWOW.
I mean.
There's like.
WEREWOLVES, for starters.
And don't forget THE VOLTURI O:!
Then Edward leaves Bella,
so it's like omggggg,,,,
(Personally I think Bella should stay away from Edward
cos she belongs with Jacob. Edward left Bella, so if he well
and truly couldn't live without her, why did he leave her
in the first place? And Bella was SOOOOO tight to poor
Jake, he told her the werewolf secret, and then she said
she loved him, and then DITCHED HIM AND WENT
CRAWLING BACK TO EDWARD D: Also in a way Bella
USES Jacob, because she spends time flirtingg with
him making the bikes, and she's only wants the bikes
cos she sees Edward when she does something
dangerous. :O:O:O:O).
But yes.
If you haven't seen it yet,
GO.
NOW.
BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND
BITE YOUR HEAD OFF.
AND THEN YOUR LEGS AND FEET
AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHHAAH --
*Cough.* o.e
Oopsie.
Gotta bit carried away there lovie!
Anyway.
it's 11 days until my birthday:)! HORRAYYY ^_^
I had a dream last night.
Or. This morning.
I don't know.
I had a dream, okay?!
Yeah anyway.
I had a dream, and
OKAY I'VE ACTUALLY FORGOTTEN
IT NOW D:
As if.
Mid sentence, when I'm about to
explain my slumber thoughts,
I FORGET.
WHEN I'D BEEN THINKING ABOUT
IT FOR THE PAST LIKE,
HOUR.
AHHHHH. >:o
Give me a moment while I try to
remember. :/
....
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...............................................
.... RAWRR.
Wait.
WHAT THE HELL AM I ACTUALLY DOING??
Mmmm yeah.
My mind's gone blank.
I got nothing D:
THAT IS
S.O.
U.N.F.A.I.R.
GRRRR!!
Right.
I'm off.
Bye.
Later.
Seeya.
Love you.
No I don't.
I hate you.
You smell.
Peace.
Or not?
I love you actually.
I am,
HEAD OVER HEELS,
IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Sike.
I can't spell.
Someone just send me a message on Msn,
it scared the hell outta me.
I didn't even know I was signed in!
O_O
Anywhoo.
Where were we?
Oh yeah.
SIKE.
That's right.
SIKE.
SIKE.
SIKE
HAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Who could possibly love you?
Oh yeah.
Of course. You're
IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Actually, he hates you.
He told me the other day.
He just felt oh, so sorry for you.
;)
Haha.
Yeah.
You have no friends,
so you made one up.
Mmmm cheese toasty.
There are actually my new addiction.
I eat too many.
I'm talking too much.
Raindrops keep fallin' on ma head! [8]
Paha :D
XD
OH YEAH.
I WAS GOING WASN'T I?
GOODBYE.
.EYBDOOG
*Slaps self*

Yoghurt Pots 0.0

Last night I had a nightmare about yoghurt pots taking over the world!

Mmmm Yoghurt Pots

The Muiller Rice ones with manky strawberry in the middles :O

And anyway they took over the world and everyone turned into yoghurt. 

And a pink spotty dinosaur kept pooping (<--- *popping* lollop) up and talking to a Buddha guy! 0.o

Oooh anyway that was a slight waste of your time. :P

O> IceCream, that's what I'm craving right now... A Yorkie Mcflurry.

Mmmm Mcdonalds Chicken Burger

Random Thought of the Day #23

Batman Shopping for Shampoo

Bye x Felicityribbit x

I'm sorta filling this Blogg with crap aren't I !

Oooh Interesting..What do all you lot think?

Comment Down Below

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Isn't that Flemtastic : D

Hahahahaha 

Lollop

I have nothing really to type right now :O

FOURTEEN DAYS BABY!

Hello. ^-^
By the way, Fliss,
I think it wouldd be best if
we wrote our names at the end
of our posts,
so people would know who's talking;P!

RAWRRR.
Today was alright I guess.
Geography is poopish though.
I don't like it.
At all.
Dx
It's exactly two weeks till my birthday!
HORRAYYYYY :D
But, my Dad's gonna be away then!
How suckish! v.v
I hope I'm gonna get to have a partyy
or somethinggggg.
That would be cool;].
Hehe.
Anywhoo. Am off noww.
I guess I better not bore you any longer
with my usual rants;-)
BYEBYE<333333333333

-Emilysaur!
P.s - Love you FelicityRibbit *wink*x3

Team Guinea Pig Buddhas

Not sure whether to be on Team Edward or Team Jacob or if you don't even like Twilight/ Twilight New Moon <--- But we don't like you if you don't >:O? Well join Team The Guinea Pig Buddas which is just in between! You have now been saved from a load of sleepless nights!

- felicityribbit

:)

So, I've just finished editing the blog
a bit. Hope you like! Especially you, Fliss. ;D
I'd better get the pass and email and stuff to you,
so you can post stuff whenever you like too.
<3

Introduction type thingy :P

Hai. (L)
So, basically, this is a blog for me, Emily,
and my awesomee friendd, Fliss :)
When put together, our names spell "Flem"
and one lovely Octobers day,
we decided that that could be our
awesome nickname type thingy.
In fact, I actually don't know.
Hehe. :)
Anyways.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Love you.
Read the description / about me thing,
whatever it's called ^^
PEACE OUT.